What an ironic name!

Just got this via email from my dad. It’s a bit crude so stop here if your sensative to sexual humor.

A women was being shown around a hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. ‘Oh my GOD!’ she screamed. ‘That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?’
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.”

“Oh, well, in that case I guess it’s okay,” said the woman.

As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, “Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?”

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: “Same illness, better insurance.”

Now you will understand a little better what is insurance.

– Posted from my iPhone

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